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Parents Regret Letting Kid Name Dog

Cleveland, Ohio—Brent and Kate Johnson expressed regret on Tuesday evening over their decision to let their 8-year-old Bruce choose the name of the family’s new cocker spaniel, Hitmontop. “He named the damn thing after his favorite Pokémon,” Brent said. “What’s more, apparently, Hitmontop isn’t even a dogPokémon: It’s some cartoon guy who kicks people.” Gail said she should have seen this coming when Bruce named his goldfish Garlic Junior.

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