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God wondering whatever happened to that dummy planets before he created earth

HEAVEN– Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to “that one planet I made, like, four and a half billion years ago, the one with all the monkeys.” “Man, I haven’t thought about that planet in forever,” God said. “I have no idea why it suddenly popped into My head. I remember it was really crude, one of My weaker early efforts, back when I was experimenting with the oxygen atmospheres and those ridiculous carbon-based lifeforms. And I was on that whole upper-primate kick. Huh.” God said He couldn’t remember the planet’s name but was pretty sure it was “something like Ursh or Orth or maybe Ert.”

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