Sports

Michael Jordan Not Sure What Product He Just Filmed Commercial For

Los Angeles, California— Minutes after completing a commercial shoot Monday, NBA legend Michael Jordan reported being unable to recall what…

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World

Buy high sell low says Bitcoin millionaire

It’s close to dinner, and it’s taken a tedious Uber ride for us to reach the house of this Bitcoin…

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God wondering whatever happened to that dummy planets before he created earth

HEAVEN– Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to “that one planet I made, like, four and a half billion…

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World

Husband Still Faithful After 30 Years Of Trying To Cheat

Miami, Florida—Through the ups and downs of raising three children, years of financial hardship, and all the stresses and turmoil…

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Tech

Google secretly knows how your life is so boring

Mountain View, California- Google’s android phones track their owners’ location, a potentially devastating privacy breach that experts warn could force people…

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World

Stalking people added to the list of jobs

White House – To tackle the problem of joblessness, the Government has decided to add activities such as stalking other…

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World

Parents Regret Letting Kid Name Dog

Cleveland, Ohio—Brent and Kate Johnson expressed regret on Tuesday evening over their decision to let their 8-year-old Bruce choose the…

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World

Maddened by bulk messages, Jesus decides not to be born on Christmas eve

North Pole. Christmas is that wonderful time of the year. and this years celebrations for tomorrow are very unlikely after one…

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World

Santas presents delivery is delayed due to exploding Lithium ion batteries.

Lithium batteries are a nightmare and are making the Feds go crazy.  This time they delayed Santas presents delivery that…

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World

Santa Claus to use Teslas after joining PETA

North Pole – Santa Claus will break his record this year as he joined PETA and decided to become a…

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