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High School Principal Pauses for Applause, never receives it

BOULDER,CO—During a speech before High School students on Thursday, a principal Albert Uber paused for applause that never came. “So…

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Family Likes Car So Much They Live In It

Helena, Montana—Single mother of three Nollaig Aran is so pleased with her 2006 Honda Accord Wagon type S that, after…

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Man With New Generator Hoping For Power Outage

Elmhurst, NY– Days after purchasing a new badass generator, homeowner Roger Randal expressed hope for a power outage Thursday. “Man,…

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Business

Stock, Crypto Analysts Confused, Frightened By Wild Boar Market

NEW YORK—Stock and Crypto analysts on Wall Street fled in terror after being spooked by the rare but deadly wild…

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Sports

Michael Jordan Not Sure What Product He Just Filmed Commercial For

Los Angeles, California— Minutes after completing a commercial shoot Monday, NBA legend Michael Jordan reported being unable to recall what…

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Buy high sell low says Bitcoin millionaire

It’s close to dinner, and it’s taken a tedious Uber ride for us to reach the house of this Bitcoin…

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God wondering whatever happened to that dummy planets before he created earth

HEAVEN– Reminiscing Monday, God wondered aloud what happened to “that one planet I made, like, four and a half billion…

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Husband Still Faithful After 30 Years Of Trying To Cheat

Miami, Florida—Through the ups and downs of raising three children, years of financial hardship, and all the stresses and turmoil…

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Tech

Google secretly knows how your life is so boring

Mountain View, California- Google’s android phones track their owners’ location, a potentially devastating privacy breach that experts warn could force people…

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World

Stalking people added to the list of jobs

White House – To tackle the problem of joblessness, the Government has decided to add activities such as stalking other…

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